House of the Setting Sun

New Orleans Mayor Ray No-gain and Louisiana Governor Kathy Blank Stare are upset that people are not only failing to move back to New Orleans, but those who came back and rebuilt are leaving:

"The mayor says, `Come back home. Every area should come back.' For what?" said Genevieve Bellow, who rebuilt her home in heavily damaged eastern New Orleans but has been unable to get anything done about the trash and abandoned apartment buildings in her neighborhood and may leave town. "I have no confidence in anything or anybody."

Nor should you. Your mayor is a double-digit I.Q. incompetent, while the governor is a broken puppet installed by the Democratic leadership. My advice would be to leave as quickly and quietly as possible, so as not to attract the attention of the natives.