Puttin' on the Ritz
Elephant repellent?
Those elephants had better high-tail it out of there before somebody gets crazy and pulls out the ranch dip.
Laugh if you wish, but you would do well to remember that Hindus consider cows sacred. They are therefore in league with the enemy. Be vigilant. Eat more steak.
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(Trunk-wave to Pete K.)
"We have now formed a team of thirty people armed with crackers to try and chase away the elephants..."
Those elephants had better high-tail it out of there before somebody gets crazy and pulls out the ranch dip.
Laugh if you wish, but you would do well to remember that Hindus consider cows sacred. They are therefore in league with the enemy. Be vigilant. Eat more steak.
___
(Trunk-wave to Pete K.)
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