Hershey's Immortality Elixir
Eat more chocolate:
So if I start eating more chocolate there's a fifty percent chance I'll live forever?
Regular consumption of cocoa may halve risk of dying and lower blood pressure
So if I start eating more chocolate there's a fifty percent chance I'll live forever?
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Either that or you die from extremely low blood pressure twice as fast.
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