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Friday, February 03, 2006

Forget the Steak

Creative burglary:

A gang of thieves used a bitch in heat to distract a guard dog so they could raid a factory in Brazil.

Good idea. Chances are the owners feed the guard dog every night, but it's probably been a while since he had his penguin polished. Of course, if it'd been a female guard dog, the burglars would've been screwed instead of their dog.

posted by Jar(egg)head at 08:44

1 Comments:

Blogger mman said...

Someone, somewhere in this great world of ours is always thinking of a new way to use a bitch.
I like to think of it as pimp ingenuity, thinking outside of the box, building a better mousetrap, one-size-fits-all kind of entrepreneurial spirit.

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