Hell Tycoon
That's right, gamers; you'll soon be able to inflict eternal pain and torture on those irritating, disobedient little comptuer sim people:
Personally, I'd get bored with the Nazi-torturing pretty quickly. But lawyers... I anticipate years of enjoyment and stress release from jamming hot pokers into lawyers', um... eyes.
Anarchy Enterprises has confirmed "Hell Tycoon," slated for release in June 2006.
While specific details are still shrouded in mystery, at least the following is certain: You are in charge of tormenting damned souls on all 9 circles of Hell. The souls are running around trying to repent for their sins on the chance they might make it to Heaven, but you've got to make sure that doesn't happen. No - they need to be punished... in the lake of fire... for eternity! Your job is to see to it they get a good and fitting eternal damnation for their earth-bound evil-doings.
And who better to subject to a generous helping of depraved and merciless horrors than a cast of villains including Lawyers, Terrorists and Nazis. (Who could get tired of torturing Nazis?)
Personally, I'd get bored with the Nazi-torturing pretty quickly. But lawyers... I anticipate years of enjoyment and stress release from jamming hot pokers into lawyers', um... eyes.
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