Arrr!
In His great wisdom, the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Parmesan Be Upon Him) has extended His Noodly Appendage and bestowed upon us a precious gift of knowledge. He reveals to us the true danger of Global Warming(tm):
Yes, you're reading it correctly, horrible though it may be to admit the truth. In our selfish, headlong rush towards industrial wealth, we have carelessly cast aside the well-being of our cousins the pirates. Having gifted us with this knowledge, the Flying Spaghetti Monster (PBUH) requires that we act to prevent further tragedy. We must protect the pirate habitat, provide plentiful food, and attempt to nurse the waning population back to health.
It's not too late! Act now, you selfish heathens! Repent, and feel the warmth of His Noodly Appendage, as you struggle to rescue the poor pirates from the horrible fate we have carelessly and selfishly inflicted upon them.
(Make all donations payable to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, LLP (CotFSM,LLP). All major credit cards accepted. Personal checks require 48 hours processing time before blessings are granted. E-blessings available via PayPal. Blessings are issued for personal usage only. Under no circumstances shall CotFSM,LLP be held liable for untimely receipt of blessing, improper use of blessing, or inadequate quantity of blessing. All rights reserved, 2005.)
(Hat-tip to the Mad Builder of Periwinkle)
Yes, you're reading it correctly, horrible though it may be to admit the truth. In our selfish, headlong rush towards industrial wealth, we have carelessly cast aside the well-being of our cousins the pirates. Having gifted us with this knowledge, the Flying Spaghetti Monster (PBUH) requires that we act to prevent further tragedy. We must protect the pirate habitat, provide plentiful food, and attempt to nurse the waning population back to health.
It's not too late! Act now, you selfish heathens! Repent, and feel the warmth of His Noodly Appendage, as you struggle to rescue the poor pirates from the horrible fate we have carelessly and selfishly inflicted upon them.
(Make all donations payable to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, LLP (CotFSM,LLP). All major credit cards accepted. Personal checks require 48 hours processing time before blessings are granted. E-blessings available via PayPal. Blessings are issued for personal usage only. Under no circumstances shall CotFSM,LLP be held liable for untimely receipt of blessing, improper use of blessing, or inadequate quantity of blessing. All rights reserved, 2005.)
(Hat-tip to the Mad Builder of Periwinkle)
posted by Jar(egg)head at 09:13
2 Comments:
Sorry Jarhead but the Madbuilder gets upset when i embrace other noodly appendages even if Devine. *grins*
Yarrrrrrrr! And don't be fergettin' that a proper pirate habitat will be he havin' lots o' booty for they takin'. Yarrrr!
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