Gay Mormon Porn
A Mormon book store accidentally sells a gay porn star's biographical film to some erstwhile followers of Joseph Smith.
Gay porn, Mormonism... Is there really a difference?
I mean, look at the history:
Joe Smith: "Listen up, peasants. I just had a little chat with God. He gave me two golden tablets, which were engraved with instructions telling you, (the peasants) that you have to give me (the profit... er, prophet) half your money and all your young, nubile women."
Peasants: "Uh... Okay. Where are these tablets?"
Joe: "Well, I sort of lost them. But that's not important! The important part is the Message. Namely, the giving of the monies and the nubiles to Ol' Joe. So fork 'em over, or God'll smite you!"
Peasants: "Uh... Okay."
Seems about as logical as gay porn, to me.
Gay porn, Mormonism... Is there really a difference?
I mean, look at the history:
Joe Smith: "Listen up, peasants. I just had a little chat with God. He gave me two golden tablets, which were engraved with instructions telling you, (the peasants) that you have to give me (the profit... er, prophet) half your money and all your young, nubile women."
Peasants: "Uh... Okay. Where are these tablets?"
Joe: "Well, I sort of lost them. But that's not important! The important part is the Message. Namely, the giving of the monies and the nubiles to Ol' Joe. So fork 'em over, or God'll smite you!"
Peasants: "Uh... Okay."
Seems about as logical as gay porn, to me.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 08:30
1 Comments:
I think Mark Twain said it best when he was quoted saying the book of mormon is "chloroform in print". A great book I highly recommend is Under the Banner of Heaven by Jon Krakauer. It's a good Non-Fiction read.
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