Wednesday, October 05, 2005
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1 Comments:
I love this little Lawyer-ism(tm):
The lawsuit, which charges battery, negligence and intentional and negligent infliction of emotional distress
I can see the prosecution's team brainstorming the charges:
"It was negligent!"
"Yeah!"
"Not only that, it was intentional, too!"
"Yeah!"
"And it was... It was... uh, did we mention negligence?"
"Hrm... Lessee. 'Negligent. Intentional.' Yup. We already got negligent. But we can prolly squeeze it in once more."
"What about negligee. That's relevant, right?"
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