Whose Turn?

Some clever chimp has invented a washing machine that forces people to alternate users. Apparently, the men in Spain are--if the inventor's personality is an accurate yardstick--both lazy and self-loathing:

It is a washing machine called "Your Turn", which will not let the same person use it twice in a row.

It uses fingerprint recognition technology to ensure the job of loading is not dumped on just one individual.

"I hope both women and men will think it's time for the men to do more around the house," [designer Pepe Torres said.]

Oh, really? Well, in that case... I want one of these gadgets installed on the lawnmower, the weedeater, the edger, the leaf blower, the shovel, the toolbox, the ladder, the dishwasher, the sink, the stove, the oven, the grill, the vacuum cleaner, the broom, the mop, and the dog bowl.

Now we're all fair and square.