Apathy Curve: Fishy Story

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Friday, April 29, 2005

Fishy Story

Two guys steal a giant fish sculpture that's slated for a public arts benefit auction--and then return it the next day, with a $100 bill and an apology note:

"Taking the fish was a mistake and we would like to return it," the thieves wrote. "The cause is very noble and hopefully the auction will bring in a lot of money for the Prado Day Center. God Bless."

Allow me to translate: "Our girlfriends found out, and said we'd never see them naked again if we didn't give it back. We're giving you an extra hundred bucks 'cause we wanna get laid sometime in the next month. God Bless."

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