Apathy Curve: Warm Up The Elf Cannon

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Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Warm Up The Elf Cannon

The Grinch has a name; it's Darren Cullen.

In an attempt to highlight the evils of consumerism, Glasgow School of Art student Darren Cullen had been planning to unveil an advertising billboard in the city Friday featuring the slogans Stop Lying To Your Children About Santa Claus and Santa Gives More To Rich Kids Than Poor Kids.

"Santa Claus is a lie that teaches kids that products will make them happy," he said.

"Art student," is it? How about "raging fucking asswipe"? I think that's more appropriately descriptive. People like this insignificant little prick stain give humanity a bad name. "Art Schools" are an excellent reason to encourage abortion among hippies.

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