Apathy Curve: JotD

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Friday, May 06, 2005

JotD

A ventriloquist is sitting onstage at a comedy club. He and his dummy are spurting out really crude blonde jokes, when a blonde lady sitting in the audience suddenly stands up and starts yelling at him.

"I'm so sick of you people who think blondes are stupid! It's because of you that I have to try harder to prove myself at work and in the community. There are just as many dumb people with red or brown hair, and there are just as many smart people with blonde hair."

"Gosh, Miss, I'm terribly sorry. I was just telling jokes. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings."

"Shut up! I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to that little jerk on your lap!"

1 Comments:

Anonymous said...: Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!; 20:58