Frog Legs

The French have decided they want "a fresh start" with us. I'm touched. No, really. It's not like their economy is falling apart or anything... Oh, wait...

I found this particularly irritating:

But Washington must understand the Israeli-Palestinian conflict is central and there will be no progress toward democracy in the Middle East unless it is addressed, he said.

Hello! McFly! There's already a democracy in the Middle East. It's called ISRAEL. It's why we support them, you anti-Semitic putzes.

Here's an idea: if you Froggies want a fresh start, you can begin by getting down on your knees and thanking us for the fact that your useless language is still spoken in your country. Without us, you'd definitely be speaking German by now.

Here's one for you:

Q: How does a Frenchman apologize?

A: Sprachen zie Deutsche?


No, the only "fresh start" you're going to get is to shut up and do what you're told. We'll talk about equality when you've proven yourselves responsible allies and worthy of the freedom you've been given by better men than yourselves. You can make big bonus points by firing Chirac and sending his collaborating, embezzling ass packing.