Llamageddon

I told you! I fucking told you it would happen some day! But does anybody listen to me? Nooooo! Now we have to deal with insane demonic space llamas. We're in some real pretty shit now, man! *spittle*


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Llamamobile!

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LLAMAS!!!!

Because you just never know when you're going to have a sudden need for a llama, amirite?

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The Great LLAMA!!! Chase of 2015

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LLAMAS!!!!

Piclick for llamatization.


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FIGHT!!!!

It was not "screaming." That was the dreaded llama war cry. Be very afraid.


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Le LLAMA!!!!

In Bordeaux: four drunks, a trombone, a stuffed lion, a train and a llama. Party, baby!

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Loose LLAMA!!! in Tallahassee

Shocking:

"I've been doing this 20 years and they said there is going to be a lot of excitement in this job, but no one ever told me I would get spit in the face by a llama and trampled by one," said Deputy Tony Drzewiecki from the Leon County Sheriff's Office. Traffic was backed up while deputies finally cornered the six foot tall animal. The deputies had to resort to using a Taser...

Llama Tasering! I nominate it for an Olympic event.


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Vicious Attack LLAMA!!!

The llama clearly sensed that this turncoat journalist was working with the cows. Perceptive creatures, llamas.

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Cyborg LLAMA!!!

It's Bella the Bionic Llama!




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Laughing LLAMA!!!

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LLAMA'S!!! Snacks

I must have some. Piclick to learn more about these goodies of the gods.

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Surfing LLAMA!!!

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Punky LLAMAS!!!

Okay, so technically they're alpacas. But only whiny hippie wank-yankers who are obsessed with bad musicians make that sort of distinction. Click on the LLAMA above to see more punk-haired LLAMAS... and whiny hippie wank-yankers, for that matter.


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Llama on the Loose!

Rogue ruminant:

Police on Monday continue to be on the lookout for a llama on the loose in Brevard County.

Rockledge police were called Sunday to an area near Fiske Boulevard and Martin Road in Rockledge in connection with a llama that was spotted in the road.

Police were unable to locate the llama.

It's not known where the animal could have come from.

I must agree with submitter: this is very fishy... er, "llama-y". I mean, llamas don't just appear out of nowhere -- unless it's SuperLLama, of course. But that's a whole different breed of llama.





(Did you notice I got through this whole post without any annoying, flashing llama!!! text... Dammit!)

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Hat-tip to Derek M.

Gratuitous LLAMAS!!! Photo

When LLAMAS!!! Attack...

Assault with a deadly llama:

"That sapsucker just went crazy," Steele said Thursday before heading into a doctor’s appointment. "He run into me and knocked me down, and then he grabbed my leg with his mouth and went to jerking on me."

On the way [to the hospital], Steele called his wife... At first, the wife said, she couldn’t understand what her husband was saying. It sounded as if he said he had been attacked by a lawn mower.

"I thought he said lawn mower," she said. "He said, 'No, I got attacked by a llama..."

That's right, a crazed attack llama! Don't be dissin' the llamas.

LLAMAS!

with hats

LLAMAS!!! in Cheeseland

Llama Festival in Wisconsin this Saturday:

All Day Llama Art Show at Stone Soup Gallery NOON-2 p.m.: Kids Activities at Veterans Park (next to library): facepainting, llama ears, pipe cleaner llamas, coloring sheets, piñata, felt balls Llama activities: Llama Lounge at Parkside; Llama Fiber Spinners and other demonstrations...

I want to sit in the Llama Lounge wearing Llama Ears while drinking a Llama Brew and eating Llama cheese. No, there's no such thing as a Llama Brew, (to my limited knowledge), but somebody really should make one. I bet there is a llama cheese, but there probably shouldn't be...

Oh, and wouldn't it be a piñllama?

LLAMAS!!! (and hippies)

A "shaman" (a.k.a. - stinkin' hippie) and the noble beasts camped out in Goofball Central:

[This] was something you don't see every day: two Peruvian llamas grazing behind a hot dog stand in view of [San Francisco] Mayor Gavin Newsom's window.

George Caldwell, a self-described Peruvian-trained shaman from Sonora, brought the animals down from his ranch to conduct a brief ceremony to honor the indigenous Peruvians slain in clashes with police earlier this month over oil and mineral extraction in the Amazon.

"Most cities don't have anti-llama ordinances," Caldwell smiled.

Ban llamas? Never, I say! Hippies, though...