When LLAMAS!!! Attack...

Assault with a deadly llama:

"That sapsucker just went crazy," Steele said Thursday before heading into a doctor’s appointment. "He run into me and knocked me down, and then he grabbed my leg with his mouth and went to jerking on me."

On the way [to the hospital], Steele called his wife... At first, the wife said, she couldn’t understand what her husband was saying. It sounded as if he said he had been attacked by a lawn mower.

"I thought he said lawn mower," she said. "He said, 'No, I got attacked by a llama..."

That's right, a crazed attack llama! Don't be dissin' the llamas.