Oh, bother!
Dakota Access pipeline leaks 84 gallons in South Dakota
Everyone panic! Run in circles and wave your arms about! Construct a sentence with "capitalist" used in a pejorative manner! It's the end of th-- What's that...?
Oh. So... the containment dike worked as designed? Well, that's not very fucking dramatic, is it? Yet somehow still worthy of a headline. Presumably so the local featherheads can run around chanting about lawsuits over dead spirit animals or some other retarded barbarian horseshit.
Hey there, injuns; remember what happened the last time you attracted the attention of the hippies? Your best course of action here is to suck down some more firewater and go back to counting your glass beads. Leave the mental heavy lifting to those whom evolution has equipped for it.
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Everyone panic! Run in circles and wave your arms about! Construct a sentence with "capitalist" used in a pejorative manner! It's the end of th-- What's that...?
The surge pump at a station in Tulare had a mechanical failure and the oil leak was limited to a containment area protected by gravel and synthetic liner.
Oh. So... the containment dike worked as designed? Well, that's not very fucking dramatic, is it? Yet somehow still worthy of a headline. Presumably so the local featherheads can run around chanting about lawsuits over dead spirit animals or some other retarded barbarian horseshit.
Hey there, injuns; remember what happened the last time you attracted the attention of the hippies? Your best course of action here is to suck down some more firewater and go back to counting your glass beads. Leave the mental heavy lifting to those whom evolution has equipped for it.
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Labels: hysteria
posted by Jar(egg)head at 15:25
1 Comments:
That explains why gas went up .30 cents a gallon a few weeks ago. A leak in the pipeline. I better go get in line now, before the reserves run out.
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