AAAAND that is why you don't pass a car on the left when it is slowing down on a two lane road. This reminds me of a crash I handled a few years ago. Front car was slowing and starting to turn left in to a driveway. Driver behind him was impatient and started to pass on the left. You can guess what happened next. Funny part was, Mr. Impatient and all his passengers were "hurt" up until I informed them that he was at fault for improperly passing. At that point, God reached down with his mercy and HEALED THEM! Praise JESUS!
You can add that to the List of Reasons Jeff Shouldn't Be A Cop...
Non-Driving Dickhead: "Ow! I think my neck is hurt!"
Me: *applies vigorous beating to Dickhead about the neck and shoulder region with PR-24* "NOW your neck is hurt. Here, put these bracelets on so I can throw you over the bridge."
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AAAAND that is why you don't pass a car on the left when it is slowing down on a two lane road. This reminds me of a crash I handled a few years ago. Front car was slowing and starting to turn left in to a driveway. Driver behind him was impatient and started to pass on the left. You can guess what happened next. Funny part was, Mr. Impatient and all his passengers were "hurt" up until I informed them that he was at fault for improperly passing. At that point, God reached down with his mercy and HEALED THEM! Praise JESUS!
You can add that to the List of Reasons Jeff Shouldn't Be A Cop...
Non-Driving Dickhead: "Ow! I think my neck is hurt!"
Me: *applies vigorous beating to Dickhead about the neck and shoulder region with PR-24* "NOW your neck is hurt. Here, put these bracelets on so I can throw you over the bridge."
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