Wolves
So now wolves are tracking and killing hunting hounds and pet dogs in the northern United States. This wasn't a problem a few years ago. Do you know why? Because wolves, a viscous predatory branch of the canine family, had been nearly wiped out after centuries of every human on earth actively trying to bring about exactly that result. But then the STUPID CUNT LEFTY ENVIRO-NAZI PETA TWAT ANIMAL FORNICATORS stepped in and said "Oh look at da purdy wolfies! We should save them and bring them back!"
And so here we are.
Does everything have a right to exist? Absolutely not. We are the apex predator on this planet. By definition, that means we get to decide what lives and what doesn't. Allowing vicious predatory species which compete with us for that apex position to continue to exist, let alone bringing them back from extinction, is Really Fucking STUPID. It's just begging ol' Uncle Chuck to tee one up on our head.
Once again, this is what happens when you allow the lion snacks to breed and vote: we all end up in danger. Fortunately, I don't live in the north -- by choice, I might add. Because if I did and one of my dogs ended up slaughtered and eaten by wolves, it's very possible I'd drive my car at 75 mph through the next PETA protest I could find. Then I'd back up to make sure I hit them all. Eye for an eye. Because the life of one dog is worth far more than a couple dozen PETA protestors. I'm sure they'd agree.
And so here we are.
Does everything have a right to exist? Absolutely not. We are the apex predator on this planet. By definition, that means we get to decide what lives and what doesn't. Allowing vicious predatory species which compete with us for that apex position to continue to exist, let alone bringing them back from extinction, is Really Fucking STUPID. It's just begging ol' Uncle Chuck to tee one up on our head.
Once again, this is what happens when you allow the lion snacks to breed and vote: we all end up in danger. Fortunately, I don't live in the north -- by choice, I might add. Because if I did and one of my dogs ended up slaughtered and eaten by wolves, it's very possible I'd drive my car at 75 mph through the next PETA protest I could find. Then I'd back up to make sure I hit them all. Eye for an eye. Because the life of one dog is worth far more than a couple dozen PETA protestors. I'm sure they'd agree.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 12:32
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Are you sure we are still the Apex predator? If you watch any of the survival reality shows, the people on it are either trying to avoid large animals (even Deer) or are crying or lamenting the fact they had to kill something. Granted, many of them have never hunted, and are not a accurate cross-section of the population, but still. On one show, the guy SAW Bear poo, not a Bear, but POO! and tapped out after only 4 hours in the woods.
Combine that with the fact that fewer people hunt today, and just about everyone that doesn't hunt thinks nature is a Disney movie, and you have a recipe for wolf chow walking around on two legs.
"and you have a recipe for wolf chow walking around on two legs"
Good point. We'll eat them first.
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