Apathy Curve: Douchebag Alert

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Friday, July 29, 2016

Douchebag Alert

Staten Island Man Says He ‘Doesn’t Feel Safe’ After Backlash For Ripping Down Blue Ribbons Supporting Law Enforcement

Short version: he ripped down the blue ribbons in a neighborhood, flipped off people filming him as he did it and then balled up his little hippie fists on the end of his toothpick girly arms when people tried to stop him.

So somebody put the video on Facebook.

Oopsies.

Of course now he wants to be all contrite and doe-eyed and Ahm sooo sowwwy! Fuck him. Drop him in the middle of Harlem with "I HATE NIGGERS" stenciled on his back and send all the police patrols to lunch... for the rest of the day.

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