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Thursday, October 15, 2015

Nevermore!

Birdbrain:

A foul-mouthed raven is facing an ASBO (Anti-social behaviour order) for repeatedly stealing phones and cameras from tourists. The talking bird, named Izzie, has even tricked visitors into thinking she’s injured before flying off with equipment worth hundreds of pounds.

“There was one woman on a bench eating fish and chips and taking photos,” explained Igraine. “Izzie took a bottle out of a bin and pretended she’d got her foot stuck in it and was injured in the middle of the bowling green.

“The lady went to help free her but Izzie flew off and took the lady's camera in her powerful beak. She flew onto the museum roof and managed to take a picture of herself."

Izzie has also been warned about her foul language. “She learns it from people she’s heard but it is a bit Anglo-Saxon,” said her keeper. “She’ll ask people taking her photo ‘What you fucking looking at?!'"

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