Shitheads on a Plane
This website compiled survey results into an infographic about the 21 types of people (behavior, more correctly) most hated on airline flights. My list is much shorter:
1) Everybody.
Here's the list of people I hate when I'm not on an airplane:
1) Everybody.
1) Everybody.
Here's the list of people I hate when I'm not on an airplane:
1) Everybody.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 07:57
2 Comments:
Let's not forget all the lovely people you meet on your way to the plane. First, there is the giant penis that designed the roads into the airport. How much Meth were they doing when they laid out the roads and signs going in. "What we really need is more turns, and signs with so much writing on them, they make War and Peace seem like a light read" Then you are greeted by the airline/airport employees who make you long for the days of standing in line at the DMV. When I'm giving someone money, I always want them to look at me like I'm something they stepped in, instead of someone who is supporting their job. After that lovely encounter it's on to be robbed by the airport stores. $4.00 for a soda, and 12 bucks for a meal, for those kinds of prices you expect at least the courtesy of a reach around before they bend you over, but no such luck.
Finally, after spending an hour being treated like cattle, you get into the terminal, which are perpetually under construction of some kind, at least since the eighties I think, since all the decor looks like it is from the eighties. You move to one of the few un-sticky chairs that were designed by Joseph Mengele to wait to go stand in line behind the Gold member, First member, Plus club, first class, priority member, Lux club member, and those boarding with small children and the infirm, you finally move to your seat that was built for short runway models, and as always, THANK YOU FOR FLYING WITH US!
And don't forget that all the major airlines are permanently suckling at the government subsidy teat, so you've already forked over a metric fuck-ton in tax money before being allowed to hand over to them what little of your own money the government lets you keep. What a bargain!
Think I'll just drive, thanks.
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