A Barrel Full of Morons
Methinks thou doth protest too much:
Black lives may matter, but those of morons do not. Just get a tow truck out there to pick up the concrete-filled barrels -- with stupid hipsters still attached -- and drop them into the nearest river. Much less paperwork than arresting them: "Barrel fell into river. No sign of protestor."
Problem solved and everybody's happier -- including, I should think, the nebulous "black lives" for whom these pasty-white lion snacks are supposedly protesting. I certainly wouldn't want them representing me, nor can I imagine any sentient creature desiring such. #ConcreteDontFloat
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Officials from the Massachusetts State Police and Easton Fire Department are reporting that an ambulance responding to violent car accident was blocked from traveling to a Boston hospital on Thursday.
Massachusetts State Police Superintendent Timothy P. Alben told reporters during a press conference that an Easton ambulance carrying car crash victims in serious condition had to be diverted to a lower-level hospital because of the protests.
About 11 people were arrested by police for blocking I-93 north near East Milton Square on Thursday as part of an action by the #BlackLivesMatter protest movement. The protesters blocked traffic by locking themselves together with the help of concrete filled barrel they transported to the site with a rented box truck.
Black lives may matter, but those of morons do not. Just get a tow truck out there to pick up the concrete-filled barrels -- with stupid hipsters still attached -- and drop them into the nearest river. Much less paperwork than arresting them: "Barrel fell into river. No sign of protestor."
Problem solved and everybody's happier -- including, I should think, the nebulous "black lives" for whom these pasty-white lion snacks are supposedly protesting. I certainly wouldn't want them representing me, nor can I imagine any sentient creature desiring such. #ConcreteDontFloat
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posted by Jar(egg)head at 11:13
1 Comments:
As with most arrests, the record is public. If I were the folks and family of the people in the Ambulance, I would file a law suit against the organizers and everyone that was arrested. Then they can go live in a barrel, because their house would be mine.
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