Nazi Cows!
Nazi super cows, to be precise:
Good God, man! Aren't we all in enough danger from the bovine belligerents without some super strain of Nazi commando cows? And they're called Heck cows! That's obviously a bowdlerization of HellCow! The Nazis called them Heck cows to lull us into a false sense of security, thinking they'd be good, God-fearin' Christian cows. But they're obviously bloodthirsty killers, the most diabolical Aryan attack animal ever conceived! What the Heck is the matter with you?
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Hitler’s drive to produce the perfect Aryan race was not confined to people – it also extended to a specially bred herd of Nazi-engineered cows, which have turned out to be so aggressive that a UK farmer has been forced to turn half of them into sausages.
Derek Gow imported more than a dozen Heck super cows to his West Devon farm in 2009, nearly a century after they were first created in the 1920s.
But, Farmer Gow, who is the only British farmer to own the breed, has been forced to kill seven of his herd because the cows were so aggressive they repeatedly tried to kill his staff.
Good God, man! Aren't we all in enough danger from the bovine belligerents without some super strain of Nazi commando cows? And they're called Heck cows! That's obviously a bowdlerization of HellCow! The Nazis called them Heck cows to lull us into a false sense of security, thinking they'd be good, God-fearin' Christian cows. But they're obviously bloodthirsty killers, the most diabolical Aryan attack animal ever conceived! What the Heck is the matter with you?
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Labels: Cow Wars
posted by Jar(egg)head at 08:58
1 Comments:
How do we know that it was the Nazis that created these "super cows" and not the other way around?
We may have vastly underestimated the Cow threat...
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