Encoded

An article which purports to reveal the "secret texting code" of teenagers, (yes that's the sad little kiddie pool in which CNN has been reduced to swimming). I'm sure you'll be positively stunned to learned that most of the acronyms and codes revolve around sex. Wow, teenagers obsessed with sex! Whodathunk?

Like any good code, it will be changed (probably already has been) now that The Enemy has learned of its existence. Sorry, parents; the information in this article is now expired. Better call up Bletchley Park and tell 'em to get back to work.

I, however, got something useful from the article. I'm adding this one to my lexicon:

THOT - That hoe over there

I'm fairly certain that's supposed to be "ho" rather than "hoe." I seriously doubt most teenagers have any interest in the relative spatial direction of nearby gardening implements.