Batty
In the left corner, weighing in at an impressively scrawny 98-lbs, wearing the green trunks and recycled tie-dyed t-shirt that smells like a dead armadillo, it's Enviro-Nazi!
Iiiiin the right corner, weighing in at It's-not-nice-to-talk-about-girls-who-are-overweight, wearing the flaming pink trunks and I HEART POLAR BEARS t-shirt, it's Animal Activist!
FIGHT!
Bats lured to deaths at wind farms because they think turbines are trees
Hippie Dog sez: 'OH FUN!'
Causes? Well, the jury is out, but this is by far the funniest hypothesis:
It's like a gigantic, environmentally-friendly bat zapper! The Penguin has already placed his order.
N.B. - I like bats. I really do. I just don't like them as much as I like laughing at retarded liberals when their stupid ideas run head-on into each other.
Iiiiin the right corner, weighing in at It's-not-nice-to-talk-about-girls-who-are-overweight, wearing the flaming pink trunks and I HEART POLAR BEARS t-shirt, it's Animal Activist!
FIGHT!
Bats lured to deaths at wind farms because they think turbines are trees
Causes? Well, the jury is out, but this is by far the funniest hypothesis:
[The] bats may suffer bends-like symptoms from air pressure changes caused by the turbines, resulting in their internal organs exploding.
It's like a gigantic, environmentally-friendly bat zapper! The Penguin has already placed his order.
N.B. - I like bats. I really do. I just don't like them as much as I like laughing at retarded liberals when their stupid ideas run head-on into each other.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 17:34
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