He's Bearly Even Buzzin'

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BAKER LAKE, Wash. (AP) — Rain-eeeeer .... Bear? When state Fish and Wildlife agents recently found a black bear passed out on the lawn of Baker Lake Resort, there were some clues scattered nearby — dozens of empty cans of Rainier Beer. The bear apparently got into campers' coolers and used his claws and teeth to puncture the cans. And not just any cans.

"He drank the Rainier and wouldn't drink the Busch beer," said Lisa Broxson, bookkeeper at the campground and cabins resort east of Mount Baker.

Fish and Wildlife enforcement Sgt. Bill Heinck said the bear did try one can of Busch, but ignored the rest. "He didn't like that (Busch) and consumed, as near as we can tell, about 36 cans of Rainier."

Submitter sez: "Having to choose between Busch and Rainier, that's a no win. I'm surprised the bear didn't kill the campers."

I'm opposite of the bear. I'll drink Busch if nothing else is available, but Raindeer Piss is right out for me. In principle, however, I agree with submitter: anyone who would stock a cooler with a combination of Busch and Raineer deserves to be killed and eaten.


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Hat-tip to Jeff W.



(Yes, I'm aware the article is ten years old. Don't concern yourself; I've been permanently hungover for at least five years longer than that.)