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Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Soccer vs Real Sports



Same with football...





...and hockey...



Hell, even baseball gets in on the act every once in a while:



Soccer players... Well, when they're not busy malingering or flopping around on the ground and moaning like a third-rate porn actress, soccer players are whining about milk-singed nipples and the heat in May. That big, air-filled ball made of soft leather is moving moderately fast, you know. Why, one could break a nail or even get a bruise in a visible place! Horrors! What would their Facebook friends think?!

1 Comments:

Blogger Banduar said...

Hell, basketball players can't even finish a game without air conditioning. How pathetic do you have to be to make soccer players look tough by comparison?

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