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Thursday, December 12, 2013

Crappy Christmas

Behind on Christmas shopping? Out of ideas? Just don't give a fuck? Once again, we come to your rescue with the 2013 edition of The Amazing Crap-O-Matic Gift Generator. From the oh-so-alluring Sex Panther cologne to a lovely Madagascan Hissing Cockroach Egg Sac in a dainty neck ornament, you're covered for the Retail Season. Go find great Aunt Doucheknuckle the gift she deserves.

posted by Jar(egg)head at 12:43

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