Apathy Curve: Eight Point Fail

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Thursday, June 06, 2013

Eight Point Fail

Oh look! A patch for Windoze Ate, the Fail OS of 2012. This'll bring it to 8.1, but not fix any of the problems. You know, like the one where it sucks and nobody likes it.

Hey, Eight! Microsoft BOB is waiting for you in the retirement home. He's got a lovely pina colada in the fridge for you, and there's a nice game of shuffleboard scheduled for the evening. Better hurry so you don't miss it!

P.S. - Vista says to tell you it's a great place. Three squares and nobody calls you nasty names when they see you in the hall.

P.P.S. - Don't worry about the exorbitant monthly rent; Seven is picking it up. He's still working, after all.

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