It's The Great Pumpkin!

But the Indian Charlie Brown ain't too bright:

"Seeing it, I had an intuition that it is Lord Shiva. The pumpkin is oval in shape similar to a 'Shiva Linga'. So I worship the pumpkin and offered it garlands and sweets," Kumar said. The news about the 'Shiva' pumpkin spread like wildfire and local people rushed to get a 'darshan' of it. "The pumpkin is like a Shiva Linga and it blessed me and my family," said Guddu Singh, a devotee.

Many have tried to buy the pumpkin from Kumar offering him as much as Rs 5,001 (£60, $90) and more but Kumar refused. "How can I sell my god?," Kumar said.

Dude named Judas can give you some pointers there. Test the silver coins before you close the deal; dot-heads are notorious swindlers. Which you probably already know. Being a dot-head.