Apathy Curve: Complaining Cruise Critters

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Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Complaining Cruise Critters

Here are a few complaints filed by cruise ship passengers:

* a woman who moaned about the sea being "too loud"

* a couple accused a captain of being "rude" for sailing off when they had left a note saying they needed more sightseeing time in port

* a woman travelling with the company called Celebrity Cruises asked for a refund as there were "no celebrities on board"

It would be a simple matter to help these folks into a greater appreciation of their accommodations: move them further aft... of the fantail. Or book them onto one of Carnival's Poop Cruises.

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