Waaaah!

More thin-skinned, whiny, idiot soccer moms:

Two East Valley high school students were forced to hold hands in front of their classmates as punishment this week for fighting. Now that punishment is drawing criticism.

A picture of the teenagers hiding their faces was posted to Facebook where several comments criticized the punishment saying it was inappropriate. One person commented, saying it encourages bullying because the kids were targeted for taunting and name-calling. A few others went as far as to say it sent a negative message to gay students because it portrayed hand-holding by two males to be embarrassing.

I wish to submit an appeal to the computer hackers of the world: please bring down Facebook. Permanently. Make all these stupid bitches go back to gossiping in person, so the rest of us don't have to suffer through it.

If that should prove impossible, I'll settle for global thermonuclear war. Whichever.