Wide Area Cows

The enviro-nazis are parodying themselves these days:

By dropping electronic devices into the stomachs of cows and networking them together, researchers hope to reduce the climate-warming farts and burps they produce.

Stupid idea? Obviously. But I'll bet a clever rancher figures out how to use this cow network system to more efficiently and cheaply produce tasty steaks. That, in turn, will make the vegans mad(der), and that in itself is a laudable goal.