HORSE!

More religious misadventures from Nigeria:

It was gathered that the woman whose identity was not yet known started screaming during the prayer session and began to bleed from the vagina before the horse came out.

Dammit. Just praying along quietly and BAMMM! out comes My Little Pony. How embarrassing.

The General Overseer of the church, Evangelist Silva Wealth...

...assisted by his trusty sidekick, Major Malfeasance...

...said he was still amazed at what came out of the woman.

I'll say! It's not every day one drops a bloody horse on the sacristy floor. Goats, maybe... er, or is that just my thing?

“I can’t describe the object. We have seen people that vomited several things during our service but not this type of thing.

Yeah, that's the Linda Blair gig you got goin' there, General. I think maybe you've dialed the wrong number.