Darwin loves...
...designer drugs:
The Chinese have never been known to sell anything that was unsafe to consume. Illegal drugs over the intarwebz? PERFECTLY SAFE.
"Hey! Psst. Hey you! Is me, you Uncral Chuckry! You want buy some good shit? This A-numba-one top-quarity dea-- eh, stuff. This straight from the China grove! You get best deal! Intanets bargain: 2 for one dowwar! You buy now!"
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A new drug causing bizarre and irrational behaviour has emerged in South Australia, and has led to the death of a man who killed himself by repeatedly running into trees and power poles.
[The] relatively new drug was believed to be made in China and bought over the internet.
The Chinese have never been known to sell anything that was unsafe to consume. Illegal drugs over the intarwebz? PERFECTLY SAFE.
"Hey! Psst. Hey you! Is me, you Uncral Chuckry! You want buy some good shit? This A-numba-one top-quarity dea-- eh, stuff. This straight from the China grove! You get best deal! Intanets bargain: 2 for one dowwar! You buy now!"
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