Cry Harder

North Korea To Punish Mourners Who Were Insincere

If you're a North Korean slave citizen and you weren't wailing loudly enough or shedding enough tears during the funeral of Kim Jong-Il, it's off to the gulag with you.

It would seem that Kim Jong-Un is even nuttier than his late, unlamented fruitcake of a father. The little tub of lard is waddling around the country trying to convince everybody he's the reincarnation of his grandfather, Kim Il-Sung. Which is just... well, it's fucking creepy.

I'm no fan of "nation-building," (to put it mildly), but they're way past due for a revolution in that nuthouse. Perhaps we should be dropping guns and ammo into the country, along with a note that reads: "Shoot everyone in the government and we'll send food."