Monday, January 16, 2012
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3 Comments:
"You Will Respect My Authoritah!"
Photographer: "Esteemed comrades, our great leader... appears... a bit... too imposing in this shot."
Lackey #1: "Perhaps you should change your lens to... the proper angle?"
Photographer: "I have already done that and the image is still... not worthy of our great leader."
Lackey #2: "Let's put him in a black coat. The imperialist fashion magazines say black is... in fashion these days."
Photographer: "Well, that helped a little, but the front row still looks... small in comparison."
Lackey #3: "OF COURSE THEY DO! HE IS THE GREAT LEADER!"
Photographer: "Yes, of course comrade, but I meant that he looks… a bit... well, fa-"
*BANG*
Photographer #2: "Ok. General Chew? Please stand next to our great leader."
Lackey #2: "Yes, yes. That is good. There is also... uhm... well... never mind."
Photographer #2: "Hmmm... General Shin, maybe if you turn slightly to the side and bring your arm across... Yes. That is good."
Lackey #1: "Perhaps the generals on the end should wear their heavy coats?"
Photographer #2: "Yes! That is an excellent idea!"
Photographer #2: "Ok now, everyone, don't smile."
*CLICK*
Lackey #3: "Well done, comrade. May I see your camera for a moment?"
Photographer #2: "Yes, of course. Here you are your Excellency."
*BANG*
LOL Morlock. The sad part is, that's probably very close to the truth of what actually happened. May everyone in that photo die in a plane crash.
Seriously. It would be a great boon the people of North Korea.
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