Talkin' 'bout the V

Orthodorks:

The controversial exclusion of women from various settings in Israel because of pressure from ultra-Orthodox Jewish leaders reached a new level this week with a major conference on gynecological advances that is permitting only males to address the audience.

Thank you, religious nutballs; I needed a good chuckle on this Monday morning.

The conference...will include such topics as “ovary implants,” “how to choose a suitable contraceptive pill” and “intimacy during rocket attacks,” in which there are many qualified female professionals, but none will be permitted to speak, at least not from the podium.

"Intimacy during rocket attacks"? Well... you gotta do what you gotta do, I suppose. But a lecture on the topic? Is there some hidden danger -- you know, besides the possibility of being blown up by rockets?