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Friday, December 02, 2011

Ack!

Dear wife:

Here is why I want a flamethrower for Christmas: Bugs. BIG freakin' bugs. Bugs the size of puppies.

Burning weeds is purely a secondary capability. If I see one of those things crawling around the yard, I'd like to be equipped and ready to kill it with fire -- from a safe distance.

posted by Jar(egg)head at 10:31

2 Comments:

Blogger curmudgeon said...

I think a .22 varmint gun would do nicely. Even a pellet gun would suffice. However, if you choose to go with your original weapon of choice, I thank you for the continued job security.

09:13  
Blogger Jar(egg)head said...

I'm a fire protection engineer. The only thing I burn down is firehouses.

08:09  

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