Apathy Curve: Holy Smoke!

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Thursday, July 28, 2011

Holy Smoke!

Transition to the afterlife in style!

Planning a loved ones final arrangements can be a challenging responsibility, one you want to do with care and consideration. Allow Holy Smoke to help you create a tribute to your outdoorsman or woman like no other.

We provide compassionate personal service, exceptional quality, and a truly unique memorial. Our unparalleled service and overall value are why our loyal customers won't go anywhere else. We look forward to serving you!

What, you may ask, is this "truly unique memorial"? They cremate you and distribute your ashes into gunpowder, then load you into your ammo of choice. I'd like my ashes loaded into several thousand rounds of M118LR sniper ammunition, please. Comin' at ya, Mohammed!

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Hat-tip to Jeff W.

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