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Assault with a deadly car:

John Rauchbauer was asleep in bed with his fiancee when he heard an explosion at 2 a.m. Saturday. He ran toward the sound. His living room was rubble. Through the haze of smoke, he saw glowing taillights.

A car had torn through his house — completely through it, front wall, living room, dining room, his boys' bedroom.

His boys.

Tyler is 10. Hayden is 4. The car drove through where their beds should have been.

He couldn't find them. Rauchbauer, 30, shouted for them, desperate. His brother-in-law, Jesse Data, 26, had been asleep on an air mattress in the living room. Data's face and arms were scraped and sliced by the car as it churned past him, leaving him covered in blood. Data found Tyler, covered by debris, and grabbed him and held him.

Rauchbauer searched for Hayden.

"Hayden!" he screamed.

The driver of the 1998 Honda Accord, which stopped after plowing through the back fence, the children's jungle gym on the hood, crawled out of the car door. Rauchbauer said the driver, Crystal Leija, 32, stumbled around.

"If you give me $1,000, I'll help you find your kids," he said Leija slurred.

Fut the wuck, over?!

Mr Rauchbauer simply told her to get back in the car. I commend him on his restraint; I'm very much afraid I'd have been in jail for assault and probably manslaughter. The other kid was okay, as well; he'd been carried on the hood of the car into the back yard.

Authorities say it began at the Lane Glo bowling alley... Leija hit a parked car as she was leaving, ran over two fences and mailboxes along Sterling Lane and then plowed into Rauchbauer's house...

Stupid cow. Throw her under the jail.