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Thursday, May 26, 2011

Relationship: Reloaded

They say the couple who shoots together, stays... well, nuts!

Officials are investigating a weekend incident during which a man indicated his wife fired an AR-15 rifle at a target inside a master bedroom closet, missing the target and blasting holes in a washing machine.

The 21-year-old woman said she and her husband are divorcing. She said her 33-year-old spouse called on Saturday, asking whether they could "get together."

They had a "good evening," but started arguing on Sunday about reconciling. She said she told her husband she didn't want to get back together because she has a new boyfriend. She said her husband "went crazy" and started shooting indoors.

She said he was firing close to her and thought he was trying to scare her. She said blood on her legs came from "the bullets hitting the washing machine and the metal shards hitting her."

The woman, however, said she also was shooting with her husband.

Asked to write a sworn statement, she said, "I'll try my best but I'm drunk."

Investigators found .223 caliber and .45 caliber cartridge casings in the master bedroom and a wood and metal shooting target in the closet. Bullet holes riddled the washing machine, and bullet exit holes were spotted in the wall across from the washing machine.


Guns, booze, and irreconcilable differences... What could possibly go wrong?

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

How do you miss a 15 foot shot with an AR-15?? This chick needs to sign up for History Channel's Top Shot.

-JW

16:42  
Blogger curmudgeon said...

I guess the best of both worlds, and a gift of the Darwin Award, would have been nice if they put apples on each other's heads and played William Tell.

17:00  

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