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Tuesday, March 01, 2011

That Smell, Part Two

Referencing Fundy's post of yesterday, concerning the San Francisco hippies and their stinky low-flow toilets, I heard on the radio this morning that the geniuses over in fruitcake land have concocted a solution (if you'll pardon the pun) to the problem of pipes filled with hippie feces: they're going to buy $14,000,000 worth of sodium hypochlorite and sodium hydroxide, mix 'em together, and pump the resulting brew into the sewer system.

It's otherwise known as Drain-O.

Brilliant! So to keep from using an extra half-gallon of water when you flush the toilet, you'll spend $100,000,000 on infrastructure changes and then every few months you'll spend another $14,000,000 to dump caustic chemicals into the drains.

Only an idiot liberal hippie environmentalist douchebag would come up with that and call it a good idea.

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