Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice

Four-by-four foursome:

As he approached the vehicle, the deputy noticed a strong smell of alcohol coming from the cab of the truck. In the pickup's bed, the deputy found an assortment of clothes and a partially empty case of Busch Light.

And up front...were two men and two women -- all four naked.

[The] deputy asked what the four were doing.

"Well, I think we're getting in trouble," one said...

You're a funny guy! We'll taser you twice.

The driver, 32, was arrested on suspicion of third-offense driving under the influence, an open alcohol container violation, not wearing a seat belt and overloading the front seat of a vehicle.

Overloading the front seat of a vehicle is a crime? Every Mexican family in Houston should be in jail. Except that then we'd be overloading the jails. In fact, they'd be stacked up like... well, like Mexicans in a Volkswagen.