Missing the Point
RunInCircles:
Oh dear. That's not good at all, huh? We might have All Died Horribly™.
Hold on just a second... "meter-sized"? It was three feet in diamter? Three fucking FEET?! Never mind.
In other news:
Dweeb: "Holy crap! I was just nearly shot in the head!"
Dweebette: "OMG! What happened?"
Dweeb: "Well, Dweeb Junior's cap gun went off, and I was standing really near to it!"
Dweebette: *glare*
Dweeb: "But... it was like really close to my head! And it was, like... loud... and stuff."
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Last Week Asteroid "2011 CQ1" Made the Closest Near-Earth Miss on Record
Oh dear. That's not good at all, huh? We might have All Died Horribly™.
On Friday, a meter-sized asteroid called 2011 CQ1 was observed streaking only 5480 kilometres above the Earth's surface -the closest near mi--
Hold on just a second... "meter-sized"? It was three feet in diamter? Three fucking FEET?! Never mind.
In other news:
Dweeb: "Holy crap! I was just nearly shot in the head!"
Dweebette: "OMG! What happened?"
Dweeb: "Well, Dweeb Junior's cap gun went off, and I was standing really near to it!"
Dweebette: *glare*
Dweeb: "But... it was like really close to my head! And it was, like... loud... and stuff."
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Labels: hysteria
posted by Jar(egg)head at 12:38
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