Apathy Curve: The Clash

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Thursday, February 10, 2011

The Clash

A woman adopted a rescue dog from a shelter, but decided to return him. Why, you ask? Was he tearing up the furniture? Peeing on the wood floors? No, not exactly...

"In Harvey's case the woman was in the kennels looking for a dog when Harvey was brought in as a stray. She fell in love with him straight away and visited him for seven days before being allowed to take him home.

"The same day she took him home she called us up and said there was a problem with Harvey as his colouring clashed with her lounge curtains.

"We told her to put him in another room, but two days later she brought him back and said she had spent a lot of money on her curtains and that she didn't want Harvey any more."

Stupid cow. Too bad Harvey didn't take the opportunity to tear up her curtains before being dumped back at the pound.

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