MarioKart Klepto
She be stealin!
Whoa! Whoa there! Cut that heifer back in the herd, outriders! She's breakin!
Really? What exactly would that "fighting stance" entail? Does she roll up in a ball and Indiana Jones your ass? Ah, she's just mad because she can't put her hands behind her back. It's discrimination, I say!
Impressive. He must have the CattleProd 3000 model of taser. Nothing short of that would have induced compliance -- or even registered, I'd think.
Shoplifting from a fatty cart. So, lazy AND stupid. Great combination. I'm betting she's an Obama supporter. Call it an educated guess.
Investigators said Perkins was attempting to leave the Rochester Road Meijer with more than $600 worth of stolen electronic merchandise when her cart got stuck and she was unable to drive out the door.
The door alarm was activated when Perkins passed through it around 9:20 p.m. Tuesday, and Meijer employees approached her asking for a receipt for the items.
Perkins — approximately 5 foot 2 and 400 pounds...
Whoa! Whoa there! Cut that heifer back in the herd, outriders! She's breakin!
A sheriff’s deputy arrived and asked Perkins to put her hands behind her back, but she “cursed at the deputy, balled her right hand into a fist and took a fighting stance,”
Really? What exactly would that "fighting stance" entail? Does she roll up in a ball and Indiana Jones your ass? Ah, she's just mad because she can't put her hands behind her back. It's discrimination, I say!
The deputy Tasered Perkins, who then complied with the deputy’s commands and was taken to jail.
Impressive. He must have the CattleProd 3000 model of taser. Nothing short of that would have induced compliance -- or even registered, I'd think.
Shoplifting from a fatty cart. So, lazy AND stupid. Great combination. I'm betting she's an Obama supporter. Call it an educated guess.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 15:35
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