Pigshit for Brains

Stop with the bacon cooking. Why? Because it offends Muslims, of course!

A cafe owner has been ordered to rip out her extractor fan - after complaints that the [smell] of bacon offends Muslims. Council officials told Beverley Akcicek, 49, the smells were "unacceptable".

For once, however, that's rather unfair to Muslims. Because when we look a little closer we find out that it's not actually Muslims who are complaining...

Beverley - who runs the Snack Shack takeaway with Turkish Muslim husband Cetin, 50 - said: "It's just crazy.

"Cetin's friends are Muslim and come in a couple of times a week. The smell doesn't offend them."

So if the muzzies are cool with it, who is actually complaining?

Neighbours Graham and Sarah Webb-Lee have complained to the council... Graham, 40, said: "Every morning the smell of bacon comes through and makes me physically sick.

"I have a lot of Muslim friends. They refuse to visit me any more because they can't stand the smell."

Sarah, 38, said: "The smell offends some of our Muslim friends because of their beliefs."

Ah-HA! So it's actually whiny hippies who are doing all the pissing and moaning. It's been my experience that if you dig deep enough into any sort of lunacy, you'll very often find a prissy libtard at the root of it all.

The mum of four said the fumes also made two of her daughters, one a 17-year-old anorexic, sick.

Okay, I'm convinced: Lock the whole nest of them inside the house and burn it to the ground. And throw a pig on the fire.

My sincere apologies to all Muslims for comparing them to stinkin' fuckin' hippies. Even muzzies don't deserve that sort of insult.