R sucks... but not as bad as D sucks

Frank Fleming at Pajamas Media wrote this before the election. It sums up perfectly why the Republicans won big last night:

So the Democrats sucked. But not just plain old, usual politician sucked, but epic levels of suck where it’s hard to find an analogue in human history that conveys the same level of suckitude. It was sheer incompetence plus arrogance — and those things do not complement each other well. We’re talking sucking that distorts time and space like a black hole.

It’s Godzilla-smashing-through-a-city level of suck — but a really patronizing Godzilla who says you’re just too stupid and hateful to see all the buildings he’s saved or created as he smashes everything apart.

But the Democrats will counter that the Republicans also suck. And while this is true, it’s not really going to help them. As I pointed out before, both a dog incessantly barking and a zombie apocalypse are things that everyone would agree suck. Yet no one during a zombie apocalypse, while hiding out in a boarded up mall, would turn to the other survivors and say, “We don’t want to kill all the zombies; then we’d have to go back to being woken up at night by that annoying dog next door.” But this is the best argument the Democrats can come up with. “Remember how awful the Republicans and Bush were? You hated them. You don’t want to go back to that.” Yes, why would people want to go back to when 6% unemployment was considered high?

People do remember how much the Republicans suck, and they know where it tops out … and that is nowhere near as bad as the Democrats are today.

Suckitude that distorts time and space... Yeah, that about sums it up. Enjoy the next two years of political irrelevancy, you sniveling commie bastards.

To all those freshly-minted Republicans: don't screw this up, or you'll find yourselves floating home in 2012 -- most likely face down. We're fed up with the whole lot of you arrogant pricks inside the Beltway. Reduce spending and government bloat, or we're just liable to decide it's time to take payment out of your slimy hides.