Apathy Curve: BOB's Your (Lazy) Uncle

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Thursday, November 04, 2010

BOB's Your (Lazy) Uncle

So you want to see those cool reef fish up close, but you're too fat and lazy to snorkel and too stupid to pass a SCUBA certification? Never fear, BOB is here!

I shudder to think of the havoc this thing is going to wreak on coral reefs. I can imagine hundreds of loud-mouthed yankee pensioners noisily zipping around Florida reefs, running into everything (and everyone) in sight. I'm sure they'll be delighted, having thus found yet another method for generating the continually high level of hate and discontent which follows them around like a cloud of flies.

The article says some Saudi prince ordered five of these things with dual mounted spearguns. The only way I can see that being a good thing is if one used them to shoot loud-mouthed yankee pensioners.

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